Things I have consumed today: strawberry poptarts, red bull, Cadbury’s chocolate buttons, diet coke, Triple O buffalo chicken club, and red vines. I am a university student. If there had been any doubt until this point, I think my eating habits have clarified the situation.
Try as I might, I can’t stop myself from eating the Red Vines. Neither can I stop myself from shopping on Amazon. I’ve eaten 7 Red Vines since sitting down in class and I’ve ordered one book and an iPhone case. Did I mention that I’m just getting started? Despite priding myself on being a night owl, I’ve been up for 12 hours already; I’m tired and my WWII History course is the last place I wish to be. I may have to clip my wings and give up late nights until the end of the semester. Even though I attended class in my sweats, armed with sugar and caffeine, I’m lagging.
This sums it up:
I’m in the zombie zone. And apparently the only thing Red Vine’s can’t do is keep me awake.